Friday, September 5, 2014

Funny T-Shirts



Funny T-shirts can open up the conversation in any boating adventure




So, you're out on the water with your buddies when one of them squints, trying to read your T-shirt. It says, "How to keep a retard busy: read the back." Your friend walks around to your back and reads the other side, "How to keep a retard busy: read the back." Your friend looks stumped, but still walks around to read the front of your T-shirt again and again and again By now you can imagine everyone cracking up at your one still quite confused friend. A funny tee shirt can really make for good times out on the water because not only do they show off your true personality; they create a friendly environment to make everyone more comfortable.




What is a good boat trip without a few jokes and a few laughs? Because having fun on the water means having a few jokes up your sleeve, just think of your funny T-shirt as a joke you wear all day long! Jokes are the central part of a good boat party and with a tee shirt that does the joking for you; you can have even more fun on the water. Wear a funny T-shirt on the water and you will see.





So, what qualifies as a funny T-shirt for your lake boating? This is the debatable factor that makes wearing something you think is funny on your back actually funny. While you may think it's normal your friends may crack up at it. What's even funnier is if you think it's the funniest slogan/ logo you have ever seen, but your friends don't quite get it.





Lake Trash has a wide selection of boating apparel right on their site and whether you want a T-shirt that screams "Your boat sucks!" or one that directs, "Drink like a fish," you can find a funny T-shirt there. Lake Trash has men's T-shirts, women's T-shirts and everything in between. Lake Trash best exemplifies the true spirit and humor of boating. Since we know boaters and their preferences we also know their T-shirt choices. Check out our selection today!






Funny T-shirts help bring raise the comfort level on the boat, while providing plenty of laughs for everyone.


Natural Liver Cleansing Products

The liver is involved in thousands of biochemical mechanisms making it second only to the brain in importance and complexity. Natural health practitioners are also acutely aware of the detrimental effects on the liver of modern living, with its chemicals, excessive fat intake, pesticides, hormones, and stress. This suggests that we as a culture are in need of liver support. You should consider liver support supplementation if you:

• Have a history of a Fatty Liver
• Consume Alcohol
• Consume Tobacco Products
• Have been taking Medications/Drugs
• Are exposed to Environmental Toxins or Chemicals or Second Hand Smoke
• Have a history of Liver or Gall Bladder Problems

Dandelion
Dandelion root enhances bile flow, thus improving conditions such as liver congestion, bile duct inflammation, hepatitis, gallstones, and jaundice. Dandelion increases bile flow by affecting the liver directly to cause an increase in bile production and flow to the gallbladder, and exerting a direct effect on the gallbladder by causing a contraction and release of stored bile. Dandelion's hepatic tonic effect may be attributable to the high choline content.

Milk Thistle
Milk thistle (Silybum marianum) has been used since Greco-Roman times as an herbal remedy for a variety of ailments, particularly liver problems. Several scientific studies suggest that active substances in milk thistle (particularly silymarin) protect the liver from damage caused by viruses, toxins, alcohol, and certain drugs such as acetaminophen (a common over the counter medication used for headaches and pain; acetaminophen, also called paracetamol, can cause liver damage if taken in large quantities or by people who drink alcohol regularly.)

Many professional herbalists recommend milk thistle extract for the prevention and/or treatment of various liver disorders including viral hepatitis, fatty liver associated with long term alcohol use, and liver damage from drugs and industrial toxins such as carbon tetrachloride.


Herbal Acne Home Cures

Herbal acne home cures can be an effective adjunct to whatever other treatments are being used. It is important to understand that they are not hard and fast 'cures' in the absolute sense, but will instead support the body's capacity to metabolize fats and carbohydrates, and encourage elimination through the lymphatic system.

The class of herbs known as alterative herbs are conceptualized traditionally as 'cleansing' the body's tissues. They are thought of as detoxifying herbs, but they don't work in any obvious way on the body's elimination channels. - Namely, the lungs, kidneys, or colon. As such, they do not easily fit into a Western model of understanding the body. However, they do have a long tradition of use, and are certainly worth trying as an acne home remedy. Because they work on the internal condition of the body, they are not going to replace any of the topical, over the counter acne treatments. But they may provide benefit in an indirect way that these acne products don't.

Alterative herbs tend to be quite gentle in their effect, so they are best used as a long term treatment. Results won't be sudden, but they will improve the general health of the body. They tend to be given for chronic inflammatory problems, especially relating to the skin, such as acne.

These herbs include burdock, cleavers, red clover, figwort, poke root, echinacea, and blue flag. A great combination is blue flag, burdock, yellow dock, and echinacea. These can be mixed together and infused with hot water to make a tea. Drink a cup of this 3 times a day. You can put a little honey in it to make it taste better.

Another possible combination is burdock, dandelion, and sarsaparilla (not the cola!). Mix these together when they are dry herbs, and make a tea in the same way. They can be used separately as well.

There are a number of options for topical acne home remedies as well. Tea tree oil can be applied directly to breakouts, though for those with sensitive skin this may need to be diluted. Fresh cabbage juice can also be applied directly to acne blemishes, and this may be a better option for those with sensitive skin.

An anti inflammatory skin wash can be made from calendula and chamomile. Make a tea as above, then let it cool and keep it in the fridge. Spray or dab this onto the affected areas regularly.

Another combination for an acne home cure skin wash is yarrow, elder flowers, and lavender.

Colloidal minerals such as potassium phosphate and magnesium phosphate can help support the skin. Zinc is excellent to help prevent scarring, as well as fortifying the immune system, and help supports the normal functioning of hormones.

Vitamin C is excellent for encouraging the healing of acne lesions, as well as providing antioxidant support to the immune system.


References:
1. Simon Mills, The Essential Book Of Herbal Medicine
2. Judy Jacka, A - Z Of Natural Therapies
3. Paul Bedson, The Complete Family Guide To Natural Healing


Arianny Celeste in Maxim


Arianny Celeste in Maxim Magazine,The best part of the job is the whole experience – being able to travel and watch these great fighters. Plus, all of this is real, so it’s just amazing




Arianny Celeste  born November 12, 1985 is a former Maxim Hometown Hotties Finalist, and current UFC octagon girl, proves she can make any guy beg for mercy! Arianny is of Mexican and Filipina descent, and grew up in Las Vegas, Nevada



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